During the [Libertarian Party Convention] presidential candidate debate, the room went wild for suggestions of abolishing the Federal Reserve, state-sponsored education, and gun control.
"I believe in a world where gay married couples can defend their marijuana fields with submachine guns, aw yeah baby!" conservative libertarian Austin Petersen said.
"Crystal meth should be as legal as tomatoes," another candidate Daryl Perry declared.
I'm all for the right to defend your person and your home with force, including, in cases of imminent danger of grave bodily harm, guns. But using an AK-47 to defend your pot grow, is, well......
What else is there to say here, except that those in search of a third party should check out whether those things in their sandwiches are really tomatoes.