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The Latest Defense: Zombies

I sometimes go after defense lawyers for concocting wacko stories, but I can't this time.  Nope, on this occasion, it was the client himself.

It seems that Jeremiah Hartline stole an 18-wheeler, no less, and drove it erratically until he got into a horrendous wreck on the freeway.  He did this because, you see, he was being chased by zombies.

I really, really hope he refuses to plead and goes to trial.


On the other hand, it is heartening that reporters are still permitted to use the term "zombies." It is only a matter of time before "persons of decomp" becomes de rigueur

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