You might think this story is from the Onion, but, regrettably, it's not:
The Black Student Union at Lebanon Valley College has made a number of demands of the college, and one is prompting considerable backlash. The students want the college to rename Lynch Memorial Hall, PennLive reported. The building is named for Clyde A. Lynch (right), an alumnus who was president of the college from 1932 to 1950, and who died in office. He is credited with helping to keep the college functioning and growing during the Depression, no easy task for a small college without a large endowment. Students who are pushing for the name change say that the name "Lynch" has racist associations because of lynching.
Memo to the Attorney General: Please change your name to Loretta Smith.
And memo to the Seattle Seahawks running back: Please change your name to Marshawn Jones.
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