Terry Spencer reports for AP:
Florida wildlife officials say that 24-year-old Joshua James threw a 3.5-foot alligator through a fast-food restaurant's drive-thru window in October, according to multiple news outlets. He's charged with assault with a deadly weapon. Bail was set Tuesday at $6,000.
Officials say the incident occurred at a Palm Beach County Wendy's. They say that after an employee handed James his drink, he threw the alligator through the window and drove off. No one was hurt. James was arrested Monday.
James also is charged with illegally possessing an alligator and petty theft.
Well of course I did it in cold blood, you idiot! ... I'm a reptile!
The defense for this should be a beauty. Maybe C&C should run a contest for most creative narrative for the man's counsel.