This is off-topic, but too funny to pass up. From James Taranto's WSL "Best of the Web" e-newsletter:

• Bluto: "Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" Otter: "Germans?" Boon: "Forget it, he's rolling."--dialogue from "Animal House," 1978
 
• "Today is Dec. 7, the day that this government killed over 80,000 Japanese civilians at Hiroshima in 1941, two days before killing an additional 64,000 Japanese civilians at Nagasaki by dropping nuclear bombs on innocent people."--anti-American preacher Jeremiah Wright, Dec. 7, 2008