Tell the truth, now. From the title of this post, you were expecting a link to a satire in The Onion, weren't you? No, that is the headline of a real news story in the venerable Washington Post by Scott Wilson.

This development presents a challenge for the writers at the aforementioned Onion. Satire needs to be a step more ridiculous than reality, but reality is a moving target.

This doesn't really have anything to do with the topic of this blog except for the general point that you cannot take anything for granted in politics, which does, of course, impact crime. It was just too good to pass up.